fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
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