So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
sex on a bike is impossible
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