maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
where are my eyebrows?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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