when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
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His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
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Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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