i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
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did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
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My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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