when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
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Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
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I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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