Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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