Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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