I faked an abortion last night.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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