where am i from again
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Randomize
