Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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