no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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