come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
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She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
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I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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