thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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