I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
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Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
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I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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