i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
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I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
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I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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