Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
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Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
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Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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