I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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