i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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