doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
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I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize