Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
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so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
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Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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