We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
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He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
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Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
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