If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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