I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
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I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
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If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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