okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
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Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
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So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
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