She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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