Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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