he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
