K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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