i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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