That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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