i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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