How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
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But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
The air was thick with penises
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
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I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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