Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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