eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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