I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Randomize
