Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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