We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
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