god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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