porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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