I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I think I just shit out all my problems.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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