So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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