Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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