I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
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just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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