420 ftw
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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