I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
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hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
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She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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