What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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