I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
You can't special order awesome
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
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