did you get engaged???
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?