Quick, to the slutcave!
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
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She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
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I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza