I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist