come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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