Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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