five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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