so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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