Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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