Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
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How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
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He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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