I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
you would pick up someone in the library
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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