Soap is not a condiment
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
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WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
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Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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