What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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